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I’m attracted to bad girls with daddy issues,
So I travel with shams, pillows and bags of tissues.
I’ll be the man to miss you if I’m not standing with you.
I’ll travel all across the land to hold your hand and kiss you.
I’ll fight the man to diss you and then I’ll just walk you home.
Give me some cookies and I’ll let you taste my Toblerone.
White chocolate on the throat, knocking boots and banging bones.
Send me a text and I’ll come over. Let’s turn off the phones.
Blow on my microphone, I’ll even move the pop filter.
Sweat up a storm for an hour and then take a breather.
I like your baddest features and I’m truly glad to meet ya.
I'm really sorry if you're mommy sucks and daddy beats ya.
Such a beautiful creature and I’d like to dine and treat ya
To Marshalls pad for a bagel and a slice of pizza.
Nah, I don’t know him neither and I’m not hungry either.
Let’s mate like monkeys, bump uglies and take another breather.
Yo there’s something bout’ them Bad Girls in my life
Ya there’s something bout’ them bad girls, it don’t seem right.
But theres something bout them girls.
I don’t what it is I just want to hug them and then fuck them
Chuck them
(Distinct)
It's so sad I go for the goods that's most damaged
Pole dancers with low standards that bone bastards.
She tell me to slow down, I slap her and go faster
Grab her by both antlers and blast till her hole fractures.
Fuck dinner dates, toe tappin yo, that shit is played.
Won't happen yo, Distinct don't leave the house unless I'm gettin brains.
Pussy set in flames. Bed, I wet it, drenched and stained.
Never gave her home, the wench was left to walk in shame.
Game is nasty, kind of like the girls I like beside me.
Rosasha turn's me on, I like the pussy white and smiley.
I'm fucking chubbys boo, to tell the truth they love me too.
Sometimes I trip myself out, did I come into an ugly dude?
Word is proof. My bitch is bad and I ain't lying.
Her breath is horrible and plus she bad at math and science.
So is her hygiene, don't believe me? Check her pantie linings.
Shit is stank, how can a person be this rank and not be dying?
I’m attracted to the baddest girl I’ve ever seen
We get along cause we’re both funny and kind of mean.
She’s like the cutest thing from any scene I’ve ever dreamed.
And it seems we hang better than monkeys in a tree.
But she don’t want to be with me, we’re in the friend zone.
But that’s okay though, our friendship is beneficial.
Sexual missiles and booty popping pistols.
We share rocks and crystals, Ouiji Boards and fish gills.
She likes it when I spit skill, my biggest fan of all.
And that’s for real yo, she high fives the hands of HAUL.
We get drunk and prank call, laugh out loud and crawl
Through the mall and take selphies sicker than all of yall.
Smash my balls and jerk me off
Cause bare back banging this bitty it turns me on.
So much so the first time we humped
It was two pumps and this chump was pumped and done.
Yo there’s something bout’ them Bad Girls in my life
Ya there’s something bout’ them bad girls, it don’t seem right.
But theres something bout them girls.
I don’t what it is I just want to hug them and then fuck them
Chuck them
I inscribe lyrical melodies to beats I fall in love with. A delectably dark past, supremely sensible present and
fantastically felicitous future inspire me with every syllable I utter. I hope you enjoy listening to my songs as much as I enjoy writing them....more