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One of these days I'm a lose my fucking mind,
These old habits of mine. Yo, I think I'm going crazy!!!
One day I woke up, literally soaking in throw up,
I never should have went out, but I guess I had to show up,
Loaded, higher than that of your average bolt of,
Lightning spark and jolt ya. get a charge up off the voltage,
Yup, I'm an electrifying kind of guy,
Fucking awesome when I'm sober, you should meet me when I'm high,
Off the wall just like a fly, no more dealers have supplies...
I'm eating chicken these fries and I'm red all in my eyes,
I love it, chug it.. Where's a skate??? Fuck it, pop shove it.
Heel flip stunted, mad blunted I fucked it...
You know, I always love it when I skateboard,
But what I love more is when I'm naked and I make porn...
A horn dog, lick my bag and eat some corn dogs,
You want the floor mopped, well I've never done a poor job,
I've also never really picked a mop up,
Oh silly me, I should probably clean my slop up,
One of these days I'm a lose my fucking mind,
These old habits of mine. Yo, I think I'm going crazy!!!
One of these days I'm a lose my fucking mind,
These old habits of mine. Yo, I think I'm going crazy!!!
I'm a Bastard Ninja Turtle mixed with Tail Spin,
Plastered in the halls to the Principals jail and,
The walls start melting, I walk away,
Aint no supervision going to kill my buzz today,
No way.. Now, where the fuck's the skateboard??
I don't know what I hate more,
Sand in the bearings or running over lame turds??
Punching out jocks picking on the same nerds.
I'm munching poutine, real gravy with the cheese curds,
And corn dogs, Mini Wheat's and Billet Logs,
Some more frogs for me, my arteries are clogged,
And mostly I won't stop until I'm ghostly.
Go see a movie and complain because I'm an oldie.
Me, you see I'm cornier than most be.
You'd need Charlie Sheen, at least, to come and roast me.
Raise your glass to the air and fucking toast me,
I'm an ass with flair, there's no joking.!.
One of these days I'm a lose my fucking mind,
These old habits of mine. Yo, I think I'm going crazy!!!
One of these days I'm a lose my fucking mind,
These old habits of mine. Yo, I think I'm going crazy!!!
I inscribe lyrical melodies to beats I fall in love with. A delectably dark past, supremely sensible present and
fantastically felicitous future inspire me with every syllable I utter. I hope you enjoy listening to my songs as much as I enjoy writing them....more