I'm Shady Too

I'm losing my mind
Maybe I'm going blind
I need to open up my eyes
and take it all in strides.
I'm Shady too

All these back door bandits out here stranded on the planet
walking around with no fucking clue how to handle it.
Swallowing tablets until their eyes are brandished with
a dull lifeless lull and famished grin.
Sort of a grim day and nobody makes a sound, hey?
No one moves around they just stand there like clowns and look gay.
I'm drinking the cool-aid today. Send me a card and bouquet
of flowers for my headstone, I'm going away.
Screw playing the games that you play. I'll play by different rules, eh.
Carrying different tools Wednesday to Tuesday.
Chainsaws with new chains for sawing into brains
I'll knaw off you're two legs. HAUL's chewing you're blue veins
out. I'm killing it, no doubt. I've always fucking been this deadly
But now my skull is cracked and my cranium is empty.
Fully snap and attack at the lames and deadbeats.
Then kick back and relax as one of the greatest emcees.

I'm losing my mind
Maybe I'm going blind
I need to open up my eyes
and take it all in strides.
Its hazy (I'm Shady Too)

Ya there's something wrong with this world as it twists and twirls
Slick dicks and girls. Shit, piss and pearls.
I spit, diss and hurl thick bricks and whirlwind kick
Ya bitch ass quick through thick sticks and oil slicks.
Then dip on a pogo stick and hop away.
I can't hear what they got to say, not today!
The melting pot is hot okay as human flesh rots away.
Sure, I've got to save the day but zombie brains still remain.
I'm fucking aiming for their craniums, there's too many.
I want to stain the stadiums and shoot through plenty.
I threw two penny's and wished the well gently
washed away the hell bending, but nah its never ending.
Who am I pretending to be? Me mending the meek?
I'd rather be tending to the birds and bees.
Nut suck swinging in the breeze. In fact, whip out the meat.
And slap on a jimmie hat and laugh at a STD.
Word.


I'm losing my mind
Maybe I'm going blind
I need to open up my eyes
and take it all in strides.
I'm Shady Too

Fuck you, fuck me. fuck the land and the sea
Fuck the birds and the bees, fuck the cows and the geese.
Fuck the crowds and the peace. Fuck the shrouds and the sheathes
and the heathens dyeing beneath the floor that cracks and creeks.
I need a microphone reason to stark breathing.
these cyclone atmospheric words I'm speaking.
You might not know, but my name is Steven
I sniffed too much blow in my day for dumb reasons.
My heart explodes through my chest, rhyme reasons.
Every single day since my birth, four seasons
I'm kicking and screaming, shit I ain't done teething
I bit my fucking lip and it won't stop bleeding...
No, so I spit directly on the page and read it,
so hard I could whip out my dick and just beat it.
You all just listen to rap, well I need it.
A glistening sperm cell in a nut sack seeded me...
(Thanks Dad!!!)